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So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

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Are these the worst online dating profiles ever? This singleton had very few requirements when it came to picking a date Man of few words: You are much better off speaking your mind, as that will significantly increase your chances of finding a reader who will relate and agree with what you say.

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I encourage playing with children and learning a second language. Continue Reading Below Advertisement Want to guess how well that worked?

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Continue Reading Below I did not accomplish my goal. I'll give you a hint: OK, I thought, pouring myself a stiff drink as I prepared to sift through these messages from actual, living men with functioning central nervous systems.

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So, here is the profile that I simply had to post here. She got messages in 24 hours.

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Cops also said there could be as many as perpetrators — but just nine were caged and the case was then closed. One man boasted about his prized 'ninja sword' in his profile Well, at least he's honest! The captions on her photos were just as draped in red flags as her profile was, so there's no way they were totally clueless as to how awful she is, but sure, I figured, maybe she'd get a couple of messages a day from people with especially low reading comprehension.

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I was going to make AaronCarterFan come across as so abhorrent that not even the kinds of dudes who comment on YouPorn videos would respond to her. Shane Hegarty in the Irish Times claimed the nightclub scenes had "all the atmosphere of a parish fete" and complained that the characters "are narcissistic, shallow and humourless.

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The Brothers Grunt MTV debuted The Brothers Grunt in August in attempt to capitalize on their earlier success of Beavis and Butt-Headbut the show was canceled after seven months and met with derision from critics and viewers for its gross-out content.

File under catastrophic misjudgment.

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The show's creators and child cast were somewhat shocked at the response to the program and its misinterpretation. From a Buzz Lightyear costume to boasting about a 'ninja sword', they are proof that some people will stop at nothing to get a date.

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Girls as young as 11 have been lured from their families to be drugged, beaten and raped in an epidemic that, say victims, is still ongoing.

This man allegedly boasted that he'd looked into getting a penis reduction This man made quite the claim about his Friday night activity when filling in his profile One singleton didn't hold back when it came to saying what he liked in the bedroom That's one way to attract attention!

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The following profiles, spotted on OKCupid, feature people who have donned fancy dress, enlisted elaborate props and made bold claims, all in the pursuit of romance. Nancy Banks-Smith in The Guardian described it as having "little to offer us but blood, horsehair and history.

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The Messages I figured any Sarasota county sewer hookup with photos of a beautiful woman would get a few messages from men whose boners were willing to overlook her personality.

Mitchella University of Chicago professor who devoted a chapter of his book The Dinosaur Book to the anti-Barney phenomenon, noted: Parents admit to a cordial dislike of the saccharine saurian, and no self-respecting second-grader will admit to liking Barney.

It is aggressively bad. The vast majority of those targeted were young white girls but teenagers from the Asian community also fell victim.

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I am uninterested in vapid minds and perverts. They don't pay me enough to watch cartoon characters eating snot. If I like you, I might let you feed the tigers with me.

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The Mirror has been at the forefront of exposing the child sex abuse scandals Image: Reviewer Clive James dismissed the series as "a ramshackle vehicle". Girls as young as 11 have been lured from their families to be drugged, beaten and raped in an epidemic that, say victims, is still ongoing Image: TV Guide's Matt Roush called one "something worse than nothing.

MyNetworkTV telenovelas The inaugural programming of netlet MyNetworkTVformed from the stations left out of the merger that created The CWconsisted of five-day-a-week American adaptations of telenovelas a format similar to the soap opera that is popular in Spanish-speaking populations that received widespread scorn.